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Joke of the Day

"Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed...while married women come home see what's in the bed and go to the fridge."

"Husband: Call ambulance, Fast! I am Having a Heart Attack... Wife: ( Took his mobile): ""Quick!! Tell me the Password!!"" Husband: It's Okay, I am feeling better now!! :D :D"

"How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb? 69"

"I cut my finger on a beer can last night. Now I know how Julius Caesar felt when he was betrayed by his best friend."

"""What's taking the pharmacist so long? It's just one prescription"" *behind the counter the pharmacist is sinking in quicksand and screaming*"

"The internet is a place where you can make long-lasting friendships. You can also watch 2 girls drink diarrhea. Two sides to every coin."

"I'm not comfortable with the fact that there's a skeleton inside me."

"There was a new machine at the gym today. I had to stop using it after an hour as i felt sick, but it was worth it got through 4 kit kats 2 cherry cokes and 2 packets of crisps."

"What do you get when OP gets erections? QR"

"Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ? It lives on ice !"