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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany? Danke"
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"It sucks when something bad happens to someone you hate. Nobody will let you gloat. It's like you can't even enjoy your own joy."
"Doctor Joke 'What's the diagnosis doctor?' 'What is your zodiac sign?' 'Cancer.' 'What a coincidence!'"
"Men of quality respect women's equality."
"What did the fish say when it ran into a wall? Dam!!"
"Which room in Donalds Trump's house has the thickest walls? his-panic room."
"Once upon a time in india a american tourist came to saw tazmahal , he was astonished that indian are daily bathing didn't need a deodorant for hide the body odour, ,,, he is so jealous"
"Engineering Class My teacher tells me there are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't..."
"A person running around with a laptop chasing an unsecured WiFi signal looks eerily like a cat chasing a laser pointer."
"Thanks to Bruce Jenner, they're changing the name of the male-to-female sex change surgery. They're now going to call it the Dick-Off-A-Lon."