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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? With Santa it is only three hoes and he's done."

"My work has this cute thing they do where if you're really good at your job, they get you to do everyone elses too."

"Which Spanish superhero has three wives? Amor-Man"

"Jokers of Reddit, any good blonde jokes or punch lines out there?"

"What did Hitler get the Jews for Christmas? Nothing. Jews don't celebrate Christmas."

"Different ways to say ""NO"": German: Nein Russian: Niej Arabic: La Women: Yes, but ..."

"NSFW: I just realized that I've never been with a black or middle eastern girl... So I added them to my fuckit list."

"What's the difference between a cat and a politician? A cat will lie *on* your face. A politician will lie *to* your face."

"What is DJ Khaled's favorite fraction? 1/9. Because, after the decimal, it's always another one."

"A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, Doc, I'm horribly sick! The doctor looks at her and asks, flu? No, I drove here."