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Joke of the Day

"A blonde walks into a doctor's office and says, Doc, I'm horribly sick! The doctor looks at her and asks, flu? No, I drove here."

"A Polish man and a Palestinian woman married and had a son. What was his name? Yassir Yabetcha"

"What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature."

"What did the statistician say to the hooker as he pulled out his 5.2-inch manhood? ""I heard you suck a mean cock"""

"How do you stop a deaf women from telling anyone you raped her How"

"If you post a selfie that says ""because some of you asked for a new one"" I want to see screenshots of where they said that."

"Why is NASCAR so popular in the southern states? Because that's where the most racists are."

"I'm starting my own Build-a-Bear type place except the kids make toys for other kids and it's in China."

"What is brown and sticky? ..........A Stick"

"Why does math class teach kids about Japan, Germany, and Italy? Because they learn about the x-axis."