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Joke of the Day

"Video games and dicks What's the difference between video games and dicks? Video games take longer to beat."

"The Pope just reaffirmed that Jews can go to Heaven Damn legacy applicants."

"These days its all about finding the woman you want to divorce after your kids go to college."

"Just ate a Hot Pocket filled with pasta alfredo because my body is a landfill and I don't ever want a husband"

"What's the difference between a fly and a bird? A bird can fly but a fly can't bird."

"What do giraffes and humans share the same number of? Testicles."

"Life is like a box of chocolate... ... it doesn't last long for fat people."

"Me: I wish Inigo Montoya appeared everytime ""literally"" is misused and did his ""You keep saying that word"" bit Genie: That ones on the house"

"What's a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The **punch**-line :)"

"evanescence - noun: the process of vanishing or fading out of sight, memory, or existence. So that's what happened. Great band name, guys."