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Joke of the Day

"A drunk man walks up to an Englishman pissing on a tree... And says, ""Yurr ahh.... European!"""

"Have you heard any good jokes about Indian food? I haven't, because there's naan.^Ba ^da^Tsssss"

"When I'm backing out of a parking spot I like to just close my eyes and gun it because anythings possible through Jesus Christ"

"My Black friend was pissed off that he didn't get a job he was totally qualified for so I told him to ""lighten up"" we're no longer friends."

"Cheated on Twitter with my real life today."

"If Donald Trump became president... one could say he coined a term."

"Two deer walk out of a gay bar As they are leaving one says to the other, ""I can't believe you blew forty bucks in there!"""

"Civil War Jokes? Most of them are General-Lee stupid."

"*Runs across campus to get to class on time* Whew! I made it! *Sits in the back and browses Twitter for an hour and a half*"

"Sorry, I'm holding out for the Zune Mini."