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Joke of the Day
"Rant ""What do we want!?"" ""No daylight savings!"" ""When do we want it!?"" ""An hour ago!!!"""
Next Joke
"If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Testicles (though I'm sure you smarties already got it)."
"[WARNING, spoilers ahead!] 1.) Storing milk at room temperature 2.) Grandparents 3.) Black people in a movie theatre"
"In my experience, cross-eyed employees are the best deterrent against shoplifting. You just can't be positive that they're not watching."
"Why did the human cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."
"Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale? Turns out he survived by running all the way to the end until he was all pooped out!"
"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tyred. Alexa gave me that one. Bing Bang boom."
"My son just asked what erectile dysfunction is so I told him it's when your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns."
"My favorite dad joke of all time... Why don't chickens pee? Because they eat with their pecker."
"Gramma gramma gramma gramma gramma chameleon she's old and cold she's old and coooooold"