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Joke of the Day

"That moment when you're going to stalk someone and you end up stalking 5 more people because you need to understand the whole conversation."

"Did you hear about the guy in the Islamic State who was caught smoking weed? He was stoned."

"[knocks on neighbor's door] HI CAN I COME TO YOUR YELLING PARTY"

"Why do blind people always laugh at jokes? Same as why they don't drive. They never see it comming."

"Why don't orphans like baseball? Because they don't know were home is XD"

"Hitler was the worst camp counselor ever."

"Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield? They didn't want to leave their brothers behind."

"sweaty palms make for good handjobs and that's the quickest way to turn an interview in your favor"

"Speaking of corny jokes: how do you win a race against vegetables? You have to get ahead of lettuce! Ahahahahaha!"

"How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be open when she brings it to you."