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Joke of the Day
"Does your face hurt? Well it's killing me."
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"The guy behind me at the grocery store only had energy drinks, root beer & gummie lifesavers, so I asked how far into assassins creed he was"
"When is the best time to buy budgies ? When they're going cheap !"
"At 31 years old, I decided to grow up, kick a bad habit and stopped biting my nails. The nosebleeds are getting annoying, though."
"Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went O.K."
"Massive US Blizzard advancing North African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes."
"A fish hits a wall ... Dam wall!!"
"Wife: He's just so literal all of the time, he gets so confused Psychiatrist: Is this true? Me: [worried] Are u really gonna make me shrink?"
"What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Dam!"
"I do this amazing trick where I can erase every restaurant from your memory. Ready? Ok, here goes... ""Where should we go for dinner?"""