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Joke of the Day
"Calculating the trajectory of an airborne booger is snot rocket science"
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"Q: How do you recognize a blonde in school? A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board."
"What porn do sea animals watch? Prawnography"
"Why don't black people stain white clothes when they pick them up? Their palms are white."
"All these years you thought your grandma had Alzheimers, and turns out she just didn't want to talk to you."
"What does Ebenezer Scrooge serve at his Christmas Party? Humburgers!"
"Die Hard (1988):A cop stops terrorists in a building Therapist:Sounds cool but lets discuss how ur parents named u the title/year of a movie"
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take awhile for me to get hard, I got laid this morning"""
"What do a call a midget psychic that just robbed a bank? A Small, Medium, at Large"
"What's the best hotel in the world? Auschwitz. 1.3 million stars."