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Joke of the Day

"What did the egg say to the boiling water? ""It might take awhile for me to get hard, I got laid this morning"""

"I'm gonna date the first guy to come out of this ""Free STD Screenings!"" van. #goodplan"

"Why is the area between a woman's breast and hips called a waist? Because you can easily fit a second pair of boobs in there."

"I told a popcorn joke to a bunch of military men The Colonels burst!"

"60th birthday Last year my mother should have been celebrating her 60th birthday, but because of drugs, alcohol and many hard years of addition. we all forgot..."

"Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde."

"I once knew this vegetable joke ..but then they pulled the plug"

"How does a virgin pop her cherry? by using a bottle opener"

"What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're giving a blow job to Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""