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Joke of the Day
"Why can't Jesus eat a cheeseburger? Because he's dead."
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"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream."
"What do you call one of Santa's helpers? A subordinate clause"
"What do you call a kitten's post-mortem? An Aww-topsy."
"I have no job, no car, and I live with my parents. Making a Tinder profile as a teenager is difficult."
"I'm gonna make this girl mine..... Right click, Save As...."
"So engineering school is really hard... I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics."
"""So you met the victim on tinder"" Yes ""Do you often meet women on tinder""? Yeah I've been murdering it on there *lawyer puts head in hands*"
"What's the difference between a chick with a dick and a guy with tits? Empty testicals."
"I think my wife considers me her rainbow. Or at least, according to her, I'm on the spectrum."