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Joke of the Day
"So engineering school is really hard... I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics."
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"Mary had a little lamb... ... and the doctor fainted."
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"TIL: Amy Winehouse spent the last moment of her life watching her own video clips on Youtube before her death. She must have read the comments."
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"I had sex last night with a girl who had to be in control of every damn thing. It was my first time having anal sex."
"I got this hot blondes phone number today! Im starting to think i should cause car accidents more often."
"So a man walks into a bar... It must have hurt like a sonuvabitch."
"Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time. Mr Frank - ""Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming"". Anne Frank - ""I am too"""