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Joke of the Day
"So engineering school is really hard... I'm not doing so hot in thermodynamics."
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"A joke from the oldest written collection of jokes begins ""A coward is asked which are safer, warships or merchant-ships"" Dry-Docked ships he answers"
"What kind of pants does Super Mario wear? Denim denim denim"
"What if you told a lie to cover up your affair, and the lie was so good that 2000 years later people were still giving each other presents?"
"Did you hear about the Montana moron who went looking for a gas leak with a safety match?"
"I haven't drawn in so long that I'm feeling sketchy"
"Kissing is weird as hell. ""Um I really like you so I'm going to taste the inside of your face for a little while."""
"What did the policeman say when he was told about the large pothole? ""I'll look into it."""
"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there He said he couldn't complain."
"how do you get from floor to roof? smoke an L and look in the mirror"