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Joke of the Day

"What do you call one of Santa's helpers? A subordinate clause"

"I'm afraid of people who keep smiling all the time. I feel like they still have plenty of space left for more bodies in their basement."

"that's right. you know how to get down off an elephant? - you don't you get down from a duck."

"My Accounting Teacher Told Us This One Today If your debits and credits don't equal, then your assets in jail."

"What would you call an indian dating site? connect the dots"

"What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time? You're really bustin' Machops!"

"I am a man with convictions. Mostly because I have a really terrible lawyer."

"Three guys walk into a bar... ...the bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""

"What is 007's fetish? Bondage..."

"You can tell a lot about a person by autopsy."