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Joke of the Day

"The rotation of Earth always makes my day. Makes my night too."

"Most people see a ""pregnant mom"" planned parenthood sees a ""parts store."""

"Hey baby, are you a whale? because we can humpback at my place. ;)"

"Why the carpenter is always constipated? Because his stool so hard!"

"I'd say go to hell, but I don't want to see you again."

"No control I have no control. There is no escape. I don't even have a home. I think I should get a knew keyboard."

"What did Arnold Schwarzenegger become after he resigned as Governor of California? An ex-terminator."

"What do you call a mosquito sitting on your wife's cheek? A golden opportunity"

"My Tylenol bottle says ""DO NOT TAKE IF SEAL NOT PRESENT."" Does anyone know how to contact him?"

"What's the difference between the Cleveland Indians and Shae from Game of Thrones? One blows a 3' 1"" lead and the other blows a 3-1 lead"