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Joke of the Day

"Why are most guys like floor tile? Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!"

"Once at church I opened my eyes during prayer and saw Jesus riding around on a wolf making sure everyone's eyes were closed."

"Why did Sally fall down the hill? I pushed her."

"Her:""Let's make a baby."" Him: ""Okay! Hold on."" *goes to bathroom* [5 minutes later.] Her: ""Where'd you go?"" Him: ""You meant with you??"""

"The human body is 98% water. So I'm not fat, Just well hydrated."

"What do you call a cow that's made out of glass? Steer Clear."

"What's the difference between a horse? The orange has handlebars"

"Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery"

"What did Eminem say when 50cent gave him a sweater? Gee, you knit?"

"Most of us get into advertising for the money. Me? I've just always had a passion for making people feel bad"