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Joke of the Day
"What did the buffalo say to his son when leaving for college? bison"
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"What do you call a Mexican who loss his car? Carlos"
"Yet another Chuck Norris joke. Chuck Norris caught all the Pokemon using a payphone."
"What do you get when you combine a rhetorical question and a bad joke?"
"I'm always two drinks away from digging up my backyard to look for dinosaur bones"
"What do sex and air have in common? Neither one is a very big deal, unless you're not getting any."
"Wife: He's your son! Me: So you say! But I don't... *Kid dances across the room to the Benny Hill theme song* Me: ...ok fine he's my son."
"What's the definition of a Parapet? Pet parrot kept by parachutist!"
"Coworker: What was your college major? Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy."
"""Go ahead, caller. . ."" ""Yes, hello. My dog dug up a femur and I'd like to make soup. Would you suggest carrots or potatoes?"""