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Joke of the Day
"What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight? Muay Thai"
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"Meatloaf will do anything for love, but he won't lose weight."
"A man goes to a psychiatrist... ...and he's holding a duck by the belly. The psychiatrist asks, ""Can I help you?"" The guy responds, ""Idunno. I've just been feeling down."""
"How does a mathematical pedophile refer to a child who just turned 8 years old? As someone who has passed their prime."
"I have a dog to make sure that the noises in the middle of the night are nothing serious and I have a cat to make those noises."
"When people argue about sports and one says ""Care to make it interesting"" I assume they're going to start talking about something else."
"Fuck children, robots are the future"
"I gave my cat a middle name today, so she knows when she is really in trouble."
"A girl quit her job at the doughnut factory... She was fed up with the hole business."
"I've never met an exam I've liked... They've all been too testy for me."