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Joke of the Day
"What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies."
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"What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my van."
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"When you get angry at someone count out loud to ten. When you get to eight, throw a punch. Nobody expects that sh!t."
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