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Joke of the Day

"If pi is 3.14, then i think .99 is a good deal for 2 doughnuts."

"Small one A midget fortune teller escapes with some money and is not found by the police. Headline in the next day's newspaper: Small medium at large."

"What did The Beatles say when a hot but unexpected guest showed up at their bukkake party? Here comes the sun!"

"My girlfriend has Parkinson's Disease. And the hand jobs are AMAZING!"

"I tried suing Amtrak for misplacing my luggage. I lost my case."

"There's a big difference between seminary school and semenary school."

"How can a man go 7 days without sleeping? Sleep at night"

"A poll says that 60% of women take medicine for mental instability. That means that 40% aren't taking their meds!"

"Have you ever had sex in a tent? I have not, but I hear its fucking intense."

"How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once? Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president."