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Joke of the Day

"My buddy told me this hilarious joke earlier about Albert Einstein getting a handjob... What a stroke of genius!"

"Time Travel! I found a way to time travel but it only works at a rate of one second per second."

"What is the difference between red wine and women I let the red wine breathe when I'm having sex with it."

"I feel bad for the homeless guy ""I feel bad for the homeless guy, but I feel really bad the homeless guy's dog, because he must be thinking 'Man, this is the longest walk ever"" -Norm Macdonald"

"""Your generation relies too much on technology"", my grandpa said. ""No, your generation relies too much on technology"", I replied, then I unplugged his life support."

"What do you call an Arab who owns a goat and a camel? Bisexual."

"Why are there no casinos in China? They hate Tibet."

"Last week, I told my grandpa that Amazon is the best place for Christmas shopping. He just called me from Brazil."

"I'm hosting a support group for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know"

"Why was the archeologist depressed? because his career was in ruins"