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Joke of the Day

"What's a Cuban's favorite song? Row row row your boat Over to Key West Scarily scarily scarily scarily Avoid the INS"

"I'd rather look back at my life and say ""I can't believe I did that"" instead of saying,. ""I wish I did that."""

"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"""

"Paying for things with hugs Because it's legal tender."

"A Prostitute offered me holy water the other day... Still not sure what hole it came from."

"Would you like some salt? Na."

"Why does a girl who uses chewing tobacco give the best head? Because she's knows what to spit and what to swallow."

"our teacher used to make us do 100 lines if we'd been naughty. my nose was wrecked at the end of it"

"My friends hate my cheese jokes. They said that they're no Gouda"

"Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE. CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR? Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!! http://imgur.com/2TKdb"