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Joke of the Day
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"""
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"I had some Taco Bell the other night. Shit was spewing out of my ass at 88mph. Now everyone at school calls me Doc Brown."
"What do call a bunch of white people on a bench? The NBA"
"ELI5: What does ELI5 mean?"
"What's your amplitude for charm-strange mixing?"
"How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant? When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked"
"What does a girl want more than anything? Nothing. She is fine."
"When's the best time to see an optometrist? When you can't."
"After all these years, I can tell my wife still cares for me... Whenever she has an orgasm, she calls to let me know."
"Truth: My 85yr old grandmother's answering machine says, ""I'll call you back when I want to, if I want to."" Heroes are all around us."