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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a nun and a woman in the bathtub? The nun has hope in her soul..."

"A three legged dog walked into a bar and said ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"I once dated a girl who owned a parrot. The thing would never shut the f@#K-up! but the parrot was cool though!"

"#1 complaint of armored car drivers? People they talk to along the way ending the conversation with ""...and you can take THAT to the bank!"""

"What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan? a Rama-dana-ding-dong"

"Went out for a drive today in my car & bumped into an old friend... Hope he doesn't sue me."

"Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of ""Dark Side Of The Moon""? Because it's a terrible album."

"My boyfriend thinks it's cute when I use the clap emoji but I've just been trying to tell him that I have an STD."

"Wasn't wearing my glasses at the park and bent down to pet some guy's gym bag. How's your night going?!"

"How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years? Kissing strangers."