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Joke of the Day
"I took my girlfriend to tour NASA this weekend! She said she needed some space."
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"Russia will eat Turkey for thanksgiving this year."
"My Dad had the eye of the tiger ...and a life time ban from the national zoo"
"I just thought of this while at a local hockey game. Why can't dogs play hockey? They always get called for roughing."
"What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint? Both crews were marooned."
"A guy had 6.023*10^23 bruises in his body... Experts are saying he got molested."
"I swallowed a Watch the other day... Now I'm just trying to pass the time."
"I call in sick on full moons just to make them wonder."
"I cut my little finger today... ... because I didn't like the way it looked."
"Retweet this and something good will happen at some point in the near future that you can choose to attribute to having retweeted this."