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Joke of the Day

"#1 complaint of armored car drivers? People they talk to along the way ending the conversation with ""...and you can take THAT to the bank!"""

"A teacher asked her class what their favorite letter was. A student raised his hand and said ""g"" Why is that Angus??"

"How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?"

"How do you titilate an ocelot? Oscillate its tit a lot."

"The days of good grammar has went."

"DRIVING ON HIGHWAY Wife: You just missed a right. Me: Thanks babe you just MRS right."

"Do you know the difference between erotic and perverted? An erotic person will use a feather on their partner. A perverted person uses the whole chicken."

"What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend? You Cantaloupe."

"If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test?"

"Just bought gas for $1.32/gallon. Don't own a car but couldn't pass up the bargain."