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Joke of the Day
"There are two things I don't like in my girlfriend. It's her chin."
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"What did the prostitutes left leg say to the other leg? Between you and me, we can make a lot of money!"
"What flavor gum does a scientist prefer? Exspearamint. inspired by the presidential gum joke."
"Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups? Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll"
"I saw a chameleon today.......he wasn't very good at being a chameleon."
"CENTAUR: My dad slept with a horse MINOTAUR: My mum slept with a bull PIGOTAUR: My dad was Prime Minister."
"While I appreciate your enthusiasm, auto flush toilet, I kinda wanted to see that."
"You know you're in for a rough Prostate Exam... ...when you get into ""position"" and, right after the doctor snaps his gloves on, the nurse leans forward and gives you the ""safe word"""
"What do you call an emotionless Asian woman? A rice queen!"
"My younger brother told me this. Why don't crabs give to charity? Because they are shellfish"