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Joke of the Day

"Donald Trump's tweets are actually really entertaining if you imagine him tweeting from a gold toilet while having violent diarrhea."

"50 ft ladder. John: ""Shit, I just fell off a 50 ft ladder."" Adam: ""Oh no, are you okay?"" John: ""Yeah it's a good thing I fell off the first step."""

"Did you guys hear about the C++ developer that wanted to become a famous actor? He kept getting type cast."

"The mirrors in my house have been pretty sarcastic lately."

"What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jewish person? The Boy Scout comes home from camp. ^First ^time ^posting ^on ^this ^sub ^don't ^know ^what's ^too ^offensive ^and ^what's ^not ^sorry."

"How do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea."

"How Can Numbers Be Real If Our i's Aren't Real"

"dont remember a dang thing from last night but i have a crossbow now"

"Order of the Phoenix is my favourite Harry Potter book Dead serious."

"Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs..."