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Joke of the Day
"What kind of sex do you have twentyseven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them"
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"You know the difference between Sadistic and Masochistic? No one has ever called me a masochistic son of a bitch."
"A LGBT activist asked me how I view lesbians Apparently ""fucking inhumane sluts"" wasn't the correct answer"
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"I hate having to pretend I like vegetables for the sake of my goddamned children."
"I know I've had enough to drink when I suddenly know everyone's middle name and it's ""Motherfucking."""
"Why are liars so lazy? Because they are always lying in bed!"
"Five most popular enhanced interrogation techniques.. .. The fourth one will shock you!"
"When you wish upon a star, wish upon Proxima Centari. At 4.2 light years away it's likely to have the best return time."
"Constipation Have you heard of the movie constipation? Probably not. It hasn't come out yet."