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Joke of the Day
"What kind of sex do you have twentyseven year olds? Any kind you want, there's twenty of them"
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"Going through life totally ignorant must be the only way to find true happiness."
"First they came for the people who loaded the dishwasher incorrectly & I did not speak out. Because they do my head in."
"launch my dead body into space but not too far away. if my calculations are correct, i will win the public pool splash contest in 2076"
"My wife nominated me to do the ice bucket challenge. I'm a little confused. Has anyone else been asked to hold a toaster at the same time?"
"No one beats the Jackson 5! Except their father."
"I feel for Hillary Clinton The FBI found a server in my basement too. She was from Hooters I think."
"use words like 'perpendicular' when you language at people so they think you is good with vocabularying"
"I like my coffee the way a cannibal likes his women. Boiled in a pot."
"Psychic: *rubbing temples* You want to know if your wife's trying to murder you Me: How'd you know? P: *sees knife in my back* I'm good"