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Joke of the Day
"If a guy is the one that plows the girl than doesn't that make him the hoe?"
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"The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off."
"Why is the love of a woman with 20 children magical? Because it feels like a wizard's sleave."
"On the eve of her execution, a woman is asked what her last meal will be. ""I don't know. What do you want?"""
"A police body camera is like Pokemon GO for catching criminals Mostly because it never seems to work properly"
"Honesty is the best policy, unless you're trying to return something that you've already worn."
"Why can't Irish people become lawyers? Because of their inability to pass the bar! Credit to my dad for this one"
"Dem puns... Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine beans in Irish Bean Soup? Because if there be one moar, it'd be too farty!"
"What did the duck say to the cashier after she purchased some lipstick? ""Just put it on my bill"""
"How do you know if a guy has an asian wife? He'll tell you."