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Joke of the Day
"What kind of TV show do felines watch? Catoons"
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"I accidentally rear ended a mercedes with a midget driver... he got out, looked at the damage and yelled ""I am not happy!"". I replied ""fine, which one are you then?"""
"""This is BULLSHIT"" - enthusiastic manure salesman"
"Hey girl, is your PH 14? Because you're really fucking basic."
"So, I hear Islam is the religion of peace. Piece of you here, piece of you there."
"Waiter there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !"
"Student: Could I be trouble for something I didn't do? Teacher: Of course not. Student: Good, because I didn't do my homework."
"Did you hear about the lesbian with no arms? She couldn't hold her licker."
"Why is Japan the only country to celebrate the Penis? Because it's kawaii."
"What did the egg say to a pot of boiling water? ""I'm not ready to get hard yet, I just got laid!"""