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Joke of the Day
"What kind of TV show do felines watch? Catoons"
Next Joke
"Hey, what's a good sign that you're going insane? I'm asking for an imaginary friend."
"ME: I lied in my interview. BOSS: what was the lie? ME: all lies. except about my aunt. BOSS: she wants to party with me? ME: big time."
"Japenese inmates on death row aren't given their date of death by the prison staff. I guess they just want to leave them hanging."
"Why are there no casinos in Africa? There are too many cheetahs."
"When does a Cub become a Boy-Scout? When he eats his first Brownie"
"Knock knock! 'Who's there?' 'To' 'To who' '*to whom' 'Kill yourself'"
"Why is my Chinese girlfriend so bitchy? Well it's true, you are what you eat."
"What is atheism? A non-prophet organisation."
"Waiting for the day when parents finally admit that their kid is in fact ugly instead of thinking they have the most beautiful kid ever."