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Joke of the Day
"What did the Muslim Sonic say? Gotta go fast."
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"I'm starting a Mexican hate group. It's called the quequeque."
"A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."
"Wanna hear a good pizza joke? Never mind, its too cheesy."
"Getting a dog next week, i'm naming him Peeve It's my Pet Peeve"
"Its not a good sign when you go to take a self portrait and your camera automatically switches itself to 'panoramic'."
"You literally misuse the word ""literally"" every time you say it. And I figuratively want to punch you in the face. Literally."
"Good news everyone. The cure for human stupidity has been invented in a convenient pill form. Unfortunately, Donald Trump refuses to take it."
"For those with kids who love Frozen..... Knock Knock. Whose there? You. You who? You Who, big summer blowout! (Norwegian accent)"
"A computer once beat me at chess but it was no match for me at kick boxing."