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Joke of the Day
"A conference call is the best way for a dozen people to say ""bye"" 300 times."
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"There 2 types of people in this world, Those who can count and those who can't. I guess i can count"
"I didn't choose the pervert life,the pervert life chose me."
"Advice to those who steal from libraries If someone gets caught stealing from a library, would they get *booked?*"
"Tried to sign up to a website the other day... I put my password as ""beef stew"" It said password not stroganoff."
"Fucked this girl for an hour and 30 seconds last night Thanks daylight savings!"
"Ever notice when you need to delete a phone app and you get the icons jiggling? They seem all panicky about who's getting cut from the team"
"God: What's that? Noah: The aquarium God: For what? Noah: The fish God: Fish can survive floods Noah: *kicks llama* YOU SAID EVERY ANIMAL"
"How often does Mary see her special friend? Periodically."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? Wiped his ass"