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Joke of the Day
"How many ""sup dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam."
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"I saw my ex girlfriend broken down with two flat tires this morning which made me late for work... Nine times I drove past before she noticed me laughing at her."
"Top Gun (PG) - 1986 A military jet suffers thru two arrogant pilots' bro-speak until finally fighting back, killing one of them - 110 mins"
"God was truly looking out for me today I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay's potato chips inside."
"Have you heard that hilarious joke about Hellen Keller? Neither has she."
"8 teens in the the garage. I hear the miter saw and drill going. I'm just going to sit back and let Darwin take care of things in there."
"What is a downies favourite song? Hot potato. Hot potato."
"What does Canadian Fonzie say? Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, Eh?"
"I saw this heartwarming video of baby bears climbing out of a dumpster and thought, ""Who would throw away a perfectly good baby bear?"""
"on the ISS... what did the American Astronaut say to the Cosmonaut? What did the American Astronaut say to the fast moving Cosmonaut? Stop Russian around."