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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a good pizza joke? Never mind, its too cheesy."
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"Everything is made from matter... That's why everything matters."
"7: Dad, why did the Tooth Fairy write me a check? Me: I don't know but she needs you to hold on to it until the 15th."
"mL m^3 gallons quart barrel This post speaks volumes."
"[Meta] I made a subreddit for anti pickup lines If you want to post an antipick up line, post it to /r/antipickuplines"
"[introducing myself to new boyfriends parents] ""Hi, I usually don't make it this far"""
"How do you start a conversation about men's rights? Mention feminism."
"Whats the square root of 69? Ate something"
"What's the capital of Greece? About 15 cents."
"I hate the term ""Hipster"" It's too mainstream"