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Joke of the Day
"People who don't smoke pot suck. They should all be stoned."
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"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intents!"
"Yay! The healthcare reform bill passed! Waitress, a round of celebratory abortions for all my friends!"
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? You ever try to jelly it in her ass?"
"If girls are made of sugar, spice, and everything nice ... Why do they smell like tuna?"
"How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy? Slap a nipple on it."
"Jeopardy Contestant: Saturday night for $400 Alex: This when the song Tennessee Whiskey is playing in the background Contestant: What is Jacking Daniels?"
"What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !"
"So, this woman stopped to ask me if my hair color was ""supposed to look natural."" My hair is purple, guys. Purple."
"I caught my son jerking off a wolf, so to teach him a lesson I made him stroke the whole pack."