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Joke of the Day

"I'd make a joke about Jonestown... But the punch line is too long."

"Turned on women's volleyball and within four minutes there was a wrist injury Don't worry I'll be fine"

"A Wheelchair Basketball Game I was at a wheelchair basketball game, and the announcer told everyone to ""Please rise for the pledge."" The ironic thing was that all the players were veterans."

"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back."

"When I was 20, a stranger ran up to me in the street and said we should get a divorce. That set the tone of weirdness for my adult life."

"What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard? Sorry you're not my type."

"Did you hear about the Nirvana tribute act? They played some original songs yesterday. One was called 'Smells Like Kurt's Spirit'."

"Me: You've got the same stupid duck face in every picture! Daffy: Erm... :|"

"Got this one from my nephew Knock knock. Who's there? Hoo. Hoo who? Big summer blowout!"

"NSFW A guy steps into an elevator with a young woman... He says, ""can I smell your feet?"" ""No!"" She replies. ""It must be your pussy."""