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Joke of the Day

"If you think Special K is boring, wait till you try Normal K."

"Why was the necrophiliac depressed? His rotten girlfriend split on him."

"The back-to-front comb over: Where mullets are laid to rest."

"You know there are some trained minds that can tell a lot about a person just by looking at them. I like to call said minds 'Presumptious, judgemental Assholes.'"

"Johnny Depp's wife of just over a year Filed for Divorce today... With NO prenup...She is gonna get soooooo many bracelets."

"Check out this list number 5 is awesome. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5.awesome"

"[Sexting] ""So, what are you wearing?"" A nice blouse and a light sweater. Sensible shoes."

"The Vietnamese place on my street has soup so popular they make you stand in a line to get it. It's a big pho queue."

"Joke of The Day 6/9/14 Slept like a log last night........Woke up in the fireplace."

"Which computer sings the best? A Dell"