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Joke of the Day
"How is a rabbit similar to a plum? they are both purple, except for the rabbit."
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"Wanna hear a joke? Psych"
"What type of fruit is impossible to marry? Cantaloupe"
"What did the fighter pilot do when his plane was about to crash? He ejaculated from the cockpit."
"""My bad"" and ""I'm sorry"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral. Added source: https://m.vk.com/wall-55955185_3834"
"I saw a clown doing sit-ups. Funny how things work out."
"You know what we call comedy gold in the chemistry world? Ha2Au (I'm sorry, also the 2 should be sub-scripted but reddit wouldn't let me do that)"
"Physics! What hurts really bad? Frequency!"
"I WON'T STAND FOR THIS IDIOCY! *sits* Ok, proceed."
"What is a pirate's favorite element? Argon"