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Joke of the Day
"Who was appointed as a proof reader of Hitler's speeches? A Grammar Nazi"
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"I bet Edward Scissorhands is very much afraid of Edward Rockhands."
"Guys, for Valentine's Day leave 3 notes scattered around your house for your girlfriend that say ""Will"", ""you"", and ""me."" That'll keep her busy while you watch sports."
"Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks? Because the water is a distraction."
"What's black, cheap, and not worth a damn? A cup of decaf"
"Have you heard about Samsung's new video game based on the Galaxy Note 7? They're calling it Mass Defect."
"What did the cat say to the prison guard? Let MEOOWWWWTTTT!!!!"
"The problem with speaking the truth is.. ..you assume others do too"
"Foal me once, I have a baby horse. Foal me twice, no one needs this many baby horses. Foal me thrice, please stop. I have no room for them."
"The last words of my gym teacher: ""All spears to me!"""