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Joke of the Day
"Why do some race drivers hate wet tracks? Because the water is a distraction."
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"Ghetto wet floor sign: Caution, b*tches be trippin..."
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"How do you greet a Rastafarian who's out of work? jahbless"
"What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo? HanDicaprio. ."
"I wait tables with an obnoxious ex-mechanical engineer... ...he's always going on and on about the restaurant's utensil modulus."
"I don't know what to do with my arms when I'm running, should I fold them?"
"Why did the feminist cross the road? How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!"
"Why was John Lennon shocked when he got his wife's gynecologist bill? He had misunderstood the doctor when he said ""I do probe Ono."""
"What did the blind man say as he passed the fish market? HEYYY LAAADIESS"