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Joke of the Day

"A scientist Couldn't understand ""What is Marriage"" So he married, after it Now he couldn't Understand what is science ."

"I like to yell ""Aloha, Captain Future!"" when I see someone using an iPad in public."

"Why are most guys like floor tile? Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!"

"Why did the man throw his clock out the window? Cause the cheating bitch ducked."

"I made a new company, selling landmines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof."

"I wish all my younger siblings would appreciate how low I set the bar for them."

"My 9 year old daughter just beat me at Wii baseball... I'll bet she's on the juice."

"We should let the redditors with the highest karma fight climate change... After all, they're just so good at recycling."

"A super villain gently petting a carpet sample instead of a cat."

"What do you call s'mores in Spanish? S'mas"