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Joke of the Day

"A scientist Couldn't understand ""What is Marriage"" So he married, after it Now he couldn't Understand what is science ."

"What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth."

"You know what's better than being married? Everything."

"My mate lent me 5000 to produce my idea of a fruit-based torch, then took all credit. Cunt stole my limelight."

"A man walks into a bar with a gun and yells ""WHO SLEPT WITH MY WIFE! I'M GONNA KILL 'EM!"" A man calmly stands up and says, ""You ain't got enough bullets, mate."""

"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field"

"Ever heard of Black Jesus? I hear he's pretty hung."

"Why do meth-heads do it doggystyle? So they can both look out the window."

"What's al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets"

"How did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank espresso before it was cool."