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Joke of the Day

"It's weird to me that the shortened version of Charles is ""Chuck"". I mean, what the Farles is that about?"

"The rush I get from completing a crossword puzzle leads me to believe that trying hard drugs would destroy my life within hours."

"Two fish are in a tank. After a while one of them asks the other ""How do you drive this thing?"""

"I Lost my watch at a party once. Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl... not on my watch."

"Do you know what the white stuff in bird poop is? More bird poop."

"Where does the Federal Reserve hide all of its dirty profits? In debasement."

"Who delievers cat's Christmas presents ? Santa Paws !"

"What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13? A good time ;)"

"Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was assaulted."

"A boy ate a Pb and jelly sandwich And then died"