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Joke of the Day

"It's weird to me that the shortened version of Charles is ""Chuck"". I mean, what the Farles is that about?"

"The first rule of Alzheimer's club Is don't talk about chess club"

"Cruises Why don't black people go on cruise ships? They're not falling for that one again"

"Kind of a kid joke What kind of cereal do zombies like? Kellog's All Brain"

"Atheism and Religion are but two sides of the same coin. One prefers to use its head, while the others relies on tales..."

"1998: - Don't get in strangers' cars - Don't meet ppl from internet 2016: - Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car"

"It was so cold last night I saw a lawyer with his hands in his *own* pockets."

"Hannah Montana DVD: $15, Tub of vaseline: $3, XL box of tissues: $2, Look of disgust from the cashier:Priceless."

"What do you call data on a Pediatricians computer? Pedi-files"

"Asked an artist how he draws women so well. He says ""I have a day job."""