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Joke of the Day
"What do you call electricity still flowing today? Current."
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"I went shopping for the latest iPhone. Unfortunately, the Apple Store had sold out, so I didn't end up 6sful."
"What do you call..... What do you call dead black people in a barn? Antique farm equipment!"
"My favorite religion is that one that doesn't try to force their beliefs on you. What's that one called again?"
"I like my women like how I like my coffee beans Ground and stored in the freezer."
"Walks into a room - A doctor walks into a patient's room ...and decides to update the chart. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a thermometer and says ""Great! What asshole has my pen?"""
"*tip toes out front door* *wife texts me from China* ""Where you going?"""
"The difference between being naughty and being kinky Is whether you by your gear at an adult shop or home depot"
"Husband: [sends text] We need to break up. Wife: [sends text] WTF! Husband: [sends text] Sorry. That was meant to go to someone else."
"CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently, the last time she endorsed a Clinton, it left a bad taste in her mouth."