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"Husband: [sends text] We need to break up. Wife: [sends text] WTF! Husband: [sends text] Sorry. That was meant to go to someone else."

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"""Jiro dreams of sushi"" is one of the most popular Netflix documentary's What's the least popular documentary? Jiro nightmares of assrape"
"If you don't like the fire....don't tickle the dragon."
"What do you call a Black Guy surrounded by 5 White Guys? Toby"
"What did the Buffalo Say to his Son as he left for school? Bison"
"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? GO FUCK YOURSELF!"
"Anyone can give a definition for erectile dysfunction... It's not that hard."
"I had an idea for a plane with no wings but it never really took off."
"Just saw a Fiat & a Mini Cooper get into a head on collision. It was horrible... there was glitter everywhere."
"Why is it called xbox one? Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away."
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