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Joke of the Day

"The difference between being naughty and being kinky Is whether you by your gear at an adult shop or home depot"

"If your phone auto corrects ""fuck"" to ""duck,"" it's okay to keep it... It's still fowl language."

"what do mexicans and cue balls have in common? the harder you hit them, the more english they pick up..."

"IF I HAD A NICKLE EVERY TIME A GOP OFFICIAL CALLED TRUMP'S BEHAVIOR ""UNACCEPTABLE"" BUT ACCEPTED HIM AS NOMINEE I COULD START A FAKE COLLEGE"

"Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. Are these the Americans? No. - watching the Olympics with my wife"

"90 female cops on the road... And I got arrested for doing 80"

"Whats better than winning silver at the paralympics? Not being a cripple."

"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken..."

"How are expecting to cure cancer when we as a society can't figure out how to merge into traffic correctly?"

"What do American beers and Sex in a Canoe have in common? They are both fucking close to water!"