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Joke of the Day

"Noah: A boat? God: Yes. Noah: Two of every animal? God: Yes. Noah: I have a better idea. God: What. Noah: Maybe don't kill everyone."

"What do you call red neck foreplay? Bitch get in the truck."

"I wish more fat people would utilize the phrase ""Blimpin ain't easy."""

"""Oh, this old thing?"" - my cat showing me his butt hole"

"A girl asked her boyfriend what the Kamasutra was... He replied ""Let me put it this way"""

"What Disease Do You Get When You Have Sex With Harry Potter? Hogwarts."

"A fat guy walks into a bar [deleted]"

"Don't commit suicide, that's how people get killed."

"How many musos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it."

"A German went to the store to pick up some eggs. But all the eggs at the store were rotten. I guess you could say it was a bad yolk."