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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and jewish child? The boy scout comes home from camp."

"A termite walks into a club. 'Is the bar tender here?'"

"Apparently SeaWorld CEO has declared an end to kissing and dancing for its performing Orcas... Now those whales will know how I felt at my high school prom!"

"This week's weather forecast: Sweaty underboobs."

"The only times I go for a jog is when there's a cute guy in front of me or a creepy guy behind me."

"When playing golf my wife got stung by a bee between the first and second hole I told her that her stance was too wide"

"My GF was annoyed with me and asked me to stop singing Wonderwall Then I said Maybe"

"Moss and Algae take a liking to each other. Algae and a Moss took a liking to each other and soon after got married. After a few years they realized their marriage was on the rocks."

"How are peanut butter and jelly related? They're inbred"

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather But not like the rest of this joke, getting beaten like a dead horse"