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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the latest Calvin Klein Lawsuit? Yeah - but it wasn't much of a suit. It was actually a brief case."

"What is Superman's favorite thing to eat for breakfast? A Bag-El"

"My grandfather's new 21 year old wife denies she's a gold digger but I think it's a little suspicious she married him less than a week after his death."

"what do you call a cow without legs Disabled"

"How to make a grown man cry. Take him shopping with you."

"Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right... But three rights make a left"

"YOU MOTHER FUCKER! -I haven't fucked any mothers yet but yours is at the top of my list."

"Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy"

"I was going to make an anal joke here.... ...butt fuck it."

"What's black and always behind bars? Guinness (You bunch of racists)"