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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the kidnapping in Delaware? Don't worry, he eventually woke up."
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"I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it."
"You know what grinds a Germans gear? Nothing, they are too well engineered. Edit: Spelling"
"Why do Eskimos wash in Tide? Because it's too cold to wash out Tide"
"Why is reddit called reddit Because everyone keeps reposting the same stuff."
"when i see lovers names carved in a tree... When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date."
"A skeleton walks into a bar.. Something something beer and mop.."
"""Your bathroom has better lighting for selfies"" wasn't a good enough excuse for my surprised neighbor getting out of the shower. So uptight."
"I'm trying to envision something more fitting than this election actually ending in a Biden-Trump fist fight and i cannot"
"Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !"